astarinabox on Xanga

	i am unkept.

astarinabox
read my profile sign my guestbook Name: kristenelaine Birthday: 3/21/1984 Gender: Female Interests: pirates.jesus.velvetblazers.cigarettes.yourface. Expertise: mocking.mocking.mocking.rocking. Occupation: Research and development Industry: Hospitality Message: message me Member Since: 9/23/2002

SubscriptionsSites I Read
Subscribe to astarinabox Get trial subscription

Groups Blogrings
-caLviN...coLLege- previous - random - next I Heart Phil Collins previous - random - next

Posting Calendar

\|<< oldest \| newest >>\|
view all weblog archives

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

i am scared of prolonged experiences over deep water (you shall never catch me on a cruise ship), things that live in deep water (squids as big as double decker buses and sharks that eat whales), aquariums that are dark and big and underground (i don't like things that live in water unless they are on my plate at red lobster). I am also somewhat frightened of being sucked up by a typhoon. When i was little i thought that when i flushed the toilet the devil would come out.

that is all. just a little insight into my personal demons.

7:06 PM - 63 views - 4 eprops - 2 comments - email it

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

	its been 1429 days since i joined xanga. that makes me feel old and somewhat useless.
	6:45 PM - 19 views - add eprops - add comments - email it

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

its been so long i almost forgot how to make a new entry.

i am very tired of it being hot. it is a swirling vortex of heat outside. a vortex!

lately i've been thinking about what would happen if you were to freeze jello. actually i've been thinking about it a lot... so much in fact that i decided to just ask the internet what happens when you freeze jello... and this is what it told me: "Jello is a matrix of polymerized long-string proteins with a high water content" pretty cool huh? actually you should probably read all of what the internet told about freezing jello here at this jello conversation thing.

on saturday miriam and i are going to a renaissance fair in kalamazoo. words cannot express how excited i am. i am so excited that i looked up some pictures of a renaissance fair to try to gain an understanding of what exactly i am about to experience. this is what i found:

awesome tree man!

whiplash!

statue? person? lots of make-up? jealous?

i believe that man in the velvet doublet is eyeing that womans bosoms.

well in any case i hope that my renassiance fair expereince will turn out to be just as "magical".

3:40 PM - 103 views - 6 eprops - 3 comments - email it

Sunday, June 18, 2006

i keep having dreams about patrick dempsey. i have to say that they are not altogether unenjoyable. last night i had a dream that i was preforming heart surgery with patrick dempsey.

yes he is very good looking.

but i think in the end i am still solidly in love with gilbert blythe.

i think that when i am 83 i will still be in love with gilbert blythe. but when i am 84 i may well be over him. he also likes readheads which is i think... destiny.

i am bored. someone entertain me. do a dance or something.

2:50 PM - 5637 views - 4 eprops - 3 comments - email it

Thursday, April 27, 2006

these events are a real story:

yesterday i found a real human finger in my pasta sauce. it had a nail on it and everything. i thought it was a piece of sausage i tried to bite it. it wouldn't chew. then i put it back in the pot and looked at it for awhile. it was light brown and purple and fat and the size of an index finger. i rolled it over with my spoon and then i saw a fingernail.

i yelled and ran away into the bathroom screaming. i brushed my teeth. i brushed my teeth again and then went back into the kitchen to look tentively at it again. yep still a finger. i yelled again and ran into the hallway just as laura came home and this is what i screamed "LAURA LAURA THERE IS A HUMAN FINGER IN MY PASTA SAUCE!!! GO LOOK AT IT! A FINGER! A FINGER!"

Laura turned a little bit green and went into the kitchen to look. she looked and poked at it. then she said "I THINK IT REALLY IS A FINGER!" and then she scooped it out of the pot and we put it in a bowl and rinsed it off. then i said "ITS A FINGER ITS A FINGER" and then laura said "IT REALLY IS!" and then i said well maybe its not... and then she said "MAYBE NOT" and then we tried to poke it was a fork.

long story short it wasn't really a finger at all but just a mushroom stalk. i would have been real rich though... it there really had been a finger in my pasta sauce.

9:44 PM - 40 views - 10 eprops - 6 comments - email it

Next 5 >>